Five minutes into the first episode and the cannibal puns are already in full swing.
Flounder - (flound’ər) intr. v.
1. to make clumsy attemtps to move or regain one’s balance.
2. to move or act clumsily and in confusion.
3. to behave awkwardly, make mistakes.
Hannibal, you cheeky bastard.
acting cool around ur crush
We are dying from overthinking. We are slowly killing ourselves by thinking about everything. Think. Think. Think. You can never trust the human mind anyway. It’s a death trap.
Tumblr, please read this and signal boost this post.
Missing 11-year-old, Caitlyn Virts was abducted by her father, Timothy Virts, 5 minutes from my house in Dundalk, Maryland (Dundalk is located in Baltimore County, Maryland). Everyone I know has each gotten the Amber Alert on their phones, and are spreading the word all over social media.
Caitlyn’s father abducted her and police think she’s in danger because she is NOT supposed to be with him. The Amber Alert is in association with a homicide of the little girl’s mother, Bobbie Jo Cortez.
A lot of people are calling police whenever they see a black, 1999 Dodge Durango. The actual license plate is 5AJ4458. Caitlyn is described as 5’0”, approximately 80 lbs. and is possibly wearing glasses. Timothy Virts is described as being 6’3” and 280 lbs.
You can read more about it here.
Please spread this like wildfire. C’mon, Tumblr. I’ve seen you do this before.
This makes me so fucking happy
IT’S SO CUTE!!!!
I tried really hard to scroll past this but oh mY GOSH YHE CUTENESS DRAGGED ME BACK
My favorite Oscar of the night
make room for the Grammys
Tumblr was invented just for this pun.
I shouldn’t be laughing as much as I am.
This fucking photo ruined my life whenever I think about it I burst out laughing I have gotten so many detentions cause of this fucking cat duckface monster
that is a fucking ewok
liquor before beer youre in the clear
beer before liquor youll be okay dont be a little bitch
Video source ( x )
One of the best videos ever.
So accurate it hurts
STORY IDEA: YOUR DOOR BELL RINGS AND ITS A PERSON FROM AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE “I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT YOU ARE MY FAVORITE BOOK CHARACTER AND I KNOW HOW IT ENDS AND I WANNA CHANGE IT”
WHY DID YOU DO THAT TO ME
why hello there
reblog my asstree goddamnit
I don’t even have a computer.
Okay, we got 3,943,048 little sarcastic assholes on here
We now have 5,468,701 little sarcastic douche nuggets on here
6,066,307 little shitheads
I want to take this opportunity to say I pooped my pants when I was 7 while I was on the playground
9,182,275 lying bastards
COMING SOON [speakers blow out] TO OWN ON DVD [children scramble for the remote] AND VIDEO CASSETTE [atomic bomb explodes in living room]
—and here I thought I’d never see this again.
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